Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A. Because it kept falling out

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So th

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said "Concentrate"

What happened to the blonde coyote that got caught in a trap? It chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and the tuth fairy were walking down the street. There was a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Who picked it up? The d

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead

Give her a bag of m&ms and tell her to alphabetize them!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging out on a limb of a cliff. As the limg begins to give away the brunette say, "One of us is going to have t

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this n

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, " I was going through my daughters drawers, and I found a bottle of beer. I can't believe my daughter drinks." Then

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies. The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says, "Because

What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you ??? Run like hell cause she got a grenade in her hand!

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain

There was a blond a brunette, and a red head that were being chased by a terrorist. And there were 3 potato bags on the floor, so each one of them wen

There were 3 girls, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. There was this magic mirror, and if you said a lie in front of it, you would disappear. The r

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They have never met.

There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they are all in grade 3. Which one is hottest? The blonde because she is 18.

A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through

Q. how does a blond kill a pigeon? A. Throws it off a cliff.

... 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention". The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I h

Q. How are blondes and turtles alike? A. When they're on their backs they're both screwed.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and through it right back.