Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i w

Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retreiver

A blonde and a brunette are driving in a car down a freeway. The brunette sees a police car in the rear view mirror. She asks the blonde to turn aro

There was a blonde and a brunette were walking down the sidewalk. the brunette says "Hey look a dead bird." The blonde look up and says "Where,where?

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave!

Question: Five blondes are facing execution: a rocket scientist, a historian, a teacher, a bimbo, and a mathematician. They are each hit with one bullet but, only one bleeds, which one? Answer: The b

What does a blonde owl say? What, what?

What do you call a blonde with half of a brain? Gifted

A brunette was jumping up and down on a set of railroad tracks saying, "21,21,21." A blonde walked by, noticed the brunette, started jumping up and down on the tracks and repeated what the brunette wa

One day a blonde decided to rent an erotic movie. She went to the video store and picked out an arousing title. When she got home she immediatly dimmed the lights and put the video in her VCR. However

Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''

There were three construction workers, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. One day when they were eating lunch, the red head said, "I hope I don't g

Q: Why does a blonde write TGIF on the inside of her shoes? A: To remind her that Toes Go In First.

This blond was driving on the highway and there was a trucker in front of her. She had to get into the lane that the trucker was in and she cut him of

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what d

Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.

Q. Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin? A. Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs.

Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A. Because it kept falling out

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So th

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said "Concentrate"

What happened to the blonde coyote that got caught in a trap? It chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and the tuth fairy were walking down the street. There was a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Who picked it up? The d

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead

Give her a bag of m&ms and tell her to alphabetize them!