This is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody...

Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?..

Q: If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents...

You are a redneck if...

 

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs...

You might be a redneck if...

 

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general...

Marriage is love. Love is blind...

Marriage is very much like a violin...

Marriage is not a word. It is...

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden...

Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible...

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible...

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying...

Q: How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb...

Q: How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb...

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive...

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me...

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness...