If you don't want to give people a bad name...

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry...

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang...

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off...

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...

Why do women have smaller feet than men...

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and...

Free drinks. 

Free dinners. 

Free movies. 

Speeding ticket?..

Knock Knock!
Who's there? 
Lemonade. 
Lemonade Who...

Knock Knock!
Who's there? 
Yo momma. 
Yo momma, who...

Knock Knock!
Who's there? 
Norma Lee. 
Norma Lee who...

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points...

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night...

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first...

Question: What is one horsepower?..

You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit...

To make things easier for all of us, please notice this Important Notice About Notices...

This is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody...

Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?..

Q: If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents...

You are a redneck if...

 

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs...

You might be a redneck if...

 

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general...

Marriage is love. Love is blind...

Marriage is very much like a violin...