* Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband.
 
* Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
 
* My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
 
* It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
 
* They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

* First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

* Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.

* Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

* When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

* A woman rushed home from work and exclaimed to her husband, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
The husband excitedly asks, "Should I pack clothes for cold or warm weather?"
She says, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"

* A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish, too But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

* Two women friends meet on the street, but they haven't seen each other for years. As they are talking one women notices that her friend has a 5 carat diamond ring, and says "My what a magnificent ring." Her friend relies, "Yes, it is, but unfortunately it comes with a curse. It comes
with my husband!"

* Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

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