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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On
their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm
still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?"
"Well, Husband '1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great
it was going to be.
Husband '2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband '3 was from field services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband '4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband '5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband '6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband '7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband '8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband '9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband '10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" |
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